The Miracles in My Pants san jose, california
rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

(Source: yodiscrepo, via marasanemone)

(Source: kylebraxton, via sataninacroptop)

(Source: manhood, via soldierofinquisition)

-lsd:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t have a bf or friends so wtf I’m doin

(via soldierofinquisition)

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

(Source: blazepress.com, via slashfilled-mind)

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

image

(via marasanemone)

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

(via sansarya-stark)

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via fuckingallaghers)

coolscar:

talkin to ur crush like

image

(via thats-so-meme)

Why have abs when you can have kebabs