The Miracles in My Pants san jose, california

citilights:

celestial-awkwardness:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING

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witneyhouston:

i actually cant breathe

witneyhouston:

i actually cant breathe

(via thats-so-meme)

theactualdevil:

i’ve done it i’ve found the best story in the entire first blowjob tag

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aboyandhiswolves:

It was a very precious moment while it lasted.

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rusethefox:

itscarororo:

uh oh

yes
shippingshevine:

are we just going to ignore this or

shippingshevine:

are we just going to ignore this or

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nbcthevoice:

Adam and Blake just wanted to show that all is well with Shevine!

nbcthevoice:

Adam and Blake just wanted to show that all is well with Shevine!

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all-the-good-things-here-e:

Joseph Doing The Line from 2x22.

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