The Miracles in My Pants san jose, california

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thegeekcritique:

Parenting game is strong.

No one mess with this tiny Stormtrooper <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thegeekcritique:

Parenting game is strong.

No one mess with this tiny Stormtrooper <3

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mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

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  • partner:

    you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

  • me:

    okay

  • me:

    write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

  • partner:

    oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

  • me:

    no

  • partner:

    but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

  • me:

    no

  • partner:

    so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

  • me:

    an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

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awwww-cute:

I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly

awwww-cute:

I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs