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yahooentertainment:

Lupita is the best!

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

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@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened. 

@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened. 

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littlefavour:

"Hey have you ever heard of Bene-"

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Dress every day like you’re going to meet Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Why have abs when you can have kebabs